if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year
(via noonewantsme)
Source: riffclichard
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A ZOMBIE IS LOOKING FOR BRAINS AND WALKS RIGHT PAST YOU http://etsy.me/sUXdxQ
Source: zombeezombee
I want one!
WANTS!!!
Source: twitter.com
I need to find a library. I can’t afford to buy all the books I want, which is practically every one I see.
Source: amazon.com
The ABC’s of a Zombie Diet
- A is for Apples, we can’t eat them because our teeth break or stick in them.
- B is for Bones, we like to suck the goodies out of the middle. I think its called marrow.
- C is for Cats, they give you hairballs and scratch a lot, We only eat them when we are really really hungry.
- D is for Dogs, they are tastier then cats. Hard to catch and like to bite.
- E is for Eyes, they are my favorite. They pop when you bite them and are squishy and kinda salty.
- F is for Fingers, these are easy to get a yummy snack. I like thumbs the best.
- G is for Girls, even zombie girls have cooties. No way.
- H is for Hands, they have lots of bones and they are fun to play tricks on humans with.
- I is for Intestines, they are like dessert, at the end of the meal and you can never have too much.
- J is for Junk Food, we still like candy. Most people don’t taste sweet.
- K is for Kids, they are funner to play with than eat, except when they pick on me.
- L is for Legs, they are good. Fat legs are better than muscley legs.
- M is for Milk, we need our calcium more than you do.
- N is for Nose, they crunch, they have hidden goodies inside, they are good.
- O is for Oysters, they are the closest thing to eyeballs that you don’t get in trouble for eating.
- P is for PIzza, I like it covered with EyeBalls.
- Q is for Quiche, we have it every Xmas morning. Some human stuff, some eggs and skin.
- R is for Rings, watch out for these they will give you a tummy ache
- S is for Sundays, we never eat people on Sunday. There are too many people outside to see us.
- T is for Toes, not as tasty as fingers. They kinda smell too.
- U is for Underwear, my mom says I am too young to eat these.
- V is for Video Games, when I am done eating I get to play them. That is why I always eat all my food and will be big and strong.
- W is for Water, we need something to wash you down. Plus its cheap
- X is for I don’t know anything that starts with X. I had an X-Ray once because I a toy GI Joe.
- Y is for Yellow, nothing yellow tastes good.
- Z is for Zebras, if people have on fancy black and white clothes, they always taste the best.
A new Logan’s Run?
It was one of my favorite movies as a kid and I’d love to see it remade with the technology they have now. But the death age is lowered to 21? I like the comment of one message board poster - “Are the Sand Men 10?!!!”
Depression
(This is so me!)
It’s just past the one year anniversary of an experience that kicked my life-long struggle with depression into overdrive and made me feel desperate enough to finally seek help. What I got was a drug regimen for bi-polar disorder and a doctor who kept increasing the dosage every time I told him it was making me feel worse.
Now, a year later and I don’t know how much money wasted on prescriptions and bi-monthly office visits, I’ve stopped taking my medications and here I am right back where I started.
What I’ve learned from this experience is that I won’t ever try to get help for anything again. No one listens to me.
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Edit: I wrote and queued this before I recently went back to the doctor for something else. He asked me how I was doing with the medication and I didn’t hold back. Now he wants to put me on an anti-depressant, which I was kind of looking forward to after he explained exactly what it will do for me.
But then, another let down. My insurance doesn’t want to pay for it and it’s over $100 a month. I think I’d rather be depressed than $100 poorer every month.
Staunch couch potato-ist and procrastinator. My motto is “I’ll do it later.”-------
PASSIONS - Pit Bulls, Tokio Hotel, all musical things Rosenboom, Steely Dan, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Arrested Development, cartoons, science fiction, zombies, bad horror movies, chocolate, tea, cuddling, being anti-social-------LIKES - animals, architecture, knitting and crochet, puzzles-------DISLIKES - too many to mention-------Have a listen to the artists below. If you like anything you hear, please spread the word and support the artists by buying their recordings. :D
